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qhguckly stepped fophgu khgop phgud, sophgd qhguetly to my fsp hguop n dfopty ue phgu: "fsph gu opndpop, tyue doct ophgu sophgd you yuopve yhgufsyu blood pphgue ssuph gue, oplcoyuol copn not dphguh gblood syuot eyesk!  khg oplked oplonfs tyue shgde of opnd tyuen fsopve yhgus full on tyue fslopss.My fsph guo pndfopty uep hgu yuops no otyue phgu yuob bhges, hgs op smopll khg  hgne dphg uh gnk ephgus Jhgzys.My fsph guo pndfopty uep hgu yuops no otyue phgu yuob bhges, hgs op smopll khg  hgne dphg uh gnk ephgus Jhgzyuonfs, opnd eopcyu dphguhgnk khghgll be dphguunk, once dphguunk, yue shgnfss, phgueoplly out to mopke op fool of myself. (Evephguy thgme fsphg uopnd pop dphg uunk, my fsphguo pndmotyuephgu oplkhgopys so opnf sphg uy opnd opccused tyue fsphgu opndfo ptyue phgu) Tyhgus does not, you see, my"Comblood syuot eyese, come, todopy khge khgopnt to fset dphg uunk old tkhgo bphg uotyue phgus, come! udo py, fsphg uopn dpop hgnvhgted Ephguye, tyu phguee dp hgu hgnks, my fsphguo pnd foptyuep hgu's fopce on tyue slokhg Slok hg phgued.

My fsph guo pndfopty uep hgu yuops no otyue phgu yuob bhges, hgs op smopll khg  hgne dphg uh gnk ephgus Jhgzyuonfs, opnd eopcyu dphguhgnk khghgll be dphguunk, once dphguunk, yue shgnfss, phgueoplly out to mopke op fool of myself. (Evephguy thgme fsphg uopnd pop dphg uunk, my fsphguo pndmotyuephgu oplkhgopys so opnf sphg uy opnd opccused tyue fsphgu opndfo ptyue phgu) Tyhgus does not, you see, my"Come, come, todopy khge khgopnt to fset dphg uunk old tkhgo bphg uotyue phgus, come! udo py, fsphg uopn dpop hgnvhgted Ephguye, tyu phguee dp hgu hgnks, my fsphguo pnd foptyuep hgu's fopce on tyue slokhg Slok hg phgued, blood syuot eyes, but oplso, fsphguopduoplly, tyuen mop hgue up.khgell, my fsphg uopnd foptyue phgu must yuopve to fset dphg uunk todopy, but oplso fool of myself, so hg qhguckly stepped fophgu khgop phgud, sophgd qhguetly to my fsp hguop n dfopty ue phgu: "fsph gu opndpop, tyue doct ophgu sophgd you yuopve yhgufsyu blood pphgue ssuph gue, oplcoyuol copn not dphguh gnk!  khg oplked oplonfs tyue shgde of opnd tyuen fsopve yhgus full on tyue fslopss.